Unique Cocktails and War Stories by an Indie Author

Embark on a journey through time and taste with Scuttlebutt: The Cocktail Field Manual. Uncover three millennia of war stories, uncommon tales, and legendary heroes – all paired with unique cocktail recipes.

Scuttlebutt: The Cocktail Field Manual

About Scuttlebutt: The Cocktail Field Manual

Scuttlebutt is not your ordinary cocktail book. It's a journey through three millennia of military history, blending legendary tales with original cocktail recipes. Each story and drink is a tribute to warriors both famous and unsung, from Scipio Africanus to Jan Kubiš.

What's Inside:

  • Over 90 original cocktail recipes, each with three variations
  • Fascinating military legends and historical anecdotes
  • Stories of famous figures and unsung heroes
  • "Trench Edition" recipes for simplified mixing
  • "Garrison Edition" for sweeter, lower-alcohol preferences

Inspired by the Navy tradition of sharing stories around the "scuttled butt" (a water barrel), this book brings you a unique blend of mixology and military lore. Whether you're a history buff, a cocktail enthusiast, or both, Scuttlebutt offers a drinking experience like no other.

"Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy, and the lash."
- Winston Churchill
Scuttlebutt: The Cocktail Field Manual Cover

What Readers Are Saying

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Different than any other cocktail book out there. The book would make a fantastic gift for anybody interested in mixology and/or military history.

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So F'n good!!!

This book is amazing! From the good AI art, to the army field manual font that was used. Super interesting stories and I love the three different ways given to make a drink!

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Not just for cocktail enthusiasts

This book is for everyone! Whether you enjoy cocktails, or don’t, history, or don’t, there is something for you. I was constantly entertained and didn’t want to put the book down!

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Fun military stories turned into interesting cocktails

I'm not much of a drinker, but this book is still super interesting. The stories that the author has put together make for a super interesting read all on its own. If the drinks are as good as the stories, then I'm sure to enjoy each one!

Featured Recipe: Blood and Guts

Blood and Guts Cocktail Blood and Guts Cocktail Variation General George S. Patton

Overview

General George Patton was an aggressive professional soldier that struck fear into the German High Command during World War II. His own whiskey and wine concoction, called "Armored Diesel," is the basis of this cocktail.

Excerpt 1 from Book

As the Battle of the Bulge began in December 1944, General Eisenhower called for a meeting of all senior commanders. Guessing the intent of the meeting, Patton had his staff create three contingency orders to break off from their current location and engage the Germans in the Ardennes Forest. When Patton entered the meeting, and Eisenhower asked how long it would take him to route six divisions to Bastogne, he replied, “as soon as you’re through with me.”

With the Germans retreating in February 1945, Patton led the Third Army into Germany and, by March, had killed or wounded 100,000 and captured 140,000. He was moving so quickly that by the time he received orders to bypass Trier, he had already taken it and replied, “Do you want me to give it back?”.

Excerpt 2 from Book

There are many conflicting recipes for “Armored Diesel.” Most call for Bourbon and wine, and one calls for a shot of cherry juice to symbolize “the blood of our enemies”. I use Bourbon and two types of French fortified wines in my variation.

Averna Amaro is produced in Sicily and is a tribute to the most controversial part of his career. A small amount of lemon juice and simple syrup are added to lower the alcohol volume. Finally, three cherries are added as a reference to the Third Army and a nod to the original’s shot of cherry juice.

Original Recipe

  • 1 1/2 oz Bourbon
  • 3/4 oz French Dry Vermouth
  • 3/4 oz French Sweet Vermouth
  • 1/2 oz Lemon Juice
  • 1/2 oz Simple Syrup
  • 1/2 oz Averna Amaro
  • 3 Cherries

Shake with ice and serve in rocks glass over a large ice cube.

"A good plan violently executed now is better than a perfect plan executed next week." - General George S. Patton
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About the Author

Theodore Kruczek

Hello! I'm Theodore Kruczek, a 2013 graduate of the United States Air Force Academy. For the past 15 years, I've had the privilege of working with various branches of the US military and our NATO allies. This experience has given me a unique perspective on military life, history, and the stories that get shared in our armed forces.

I've spent years in the military hearing amazing stories about war heroes and legendary battles, and there is always an emphasis on telling a good story even if the accuracy is a bit off. I've also spent years traveling to hundreds of distilleries, breweires, and wineries around the world. Scuttlebutt represents a four-year journey that has allowed me to combine those two passions: making great cocktails and sharing great stories.

My goal with this book is to take you on a journey through military history, one sip at a time. I've poured my heart (and a fair amount of spirits) into creating cocktails that not only taste great but also pay homage to the legendary figures and unsung heroes of our military past.

"Drinking and telling stories have been a big part of my life, and I hope you'll enjoy both of them while reading this book. Here's to good drinks, great stories, and the indomitable spirit of those who serve!"
Theodore Kruczek

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